Stuff People Ask me

Questions followed by answrs or rhetorical questions,
Is Uruguay corrupt? Check out naval records.
How many years can a President serve? Five.
Why are people so crazy about mate? Why are you crazy about coffee?
What's the inflation rate? Ahem, we're dueling somewhere in between the single and double digits.
How is the education? The public university is still the best.
Is it safe to go out at night? Yes, and join me!
Is it safe to drink the water? Maybe you could leave a comment below? I know I drink it.